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Feb. 28th, 2013

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There's a woman in my class who is like the embodiment of something Rush Limbaugh jokes about, the consummate super feminist. She's a snarly bitch, unattractive, difficult to work with (as i have been forced to) and only makes large, gaudy works that are like some kind of kitsch derived pastiche. She makes bitchy remarks after i and others speak all the time, and she is constantly groaning about various bullshit. She is a pompous cunt who thinks she's more talented than she is. It's amusing to see a disaster of her quality go on about societal demands on women. She's a typical pseudo-feminist who thinks she is so much more intelligent than anyone else.Now for my sexist commentary: there are women in the class and program who are highly attractive and also highly talented. They don't do feminist work. Ironically, it seems that the more attractive women also do better work. Why is this? I am sure it's a coincidence, but it must really irk this fat, pseudo intellectual femenazi that the hot girls are better artists and don't also struggle to get laid, forcing them to take out their frustrations on classmates like she does.

I have considered pushing her down a flight of stairs, punching her in the face, or lighting her studio on fire. Instead, I will pick the right time for her to expose her own stupidity and lack of talent and then launch myself on it like a vulture and ruthlessly mock her.End of rant.

Nov. 6th, 2012

me

Aug. 2nd, 2011

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what do you do when you keep hearing suspicsious sounds about the house and it keeps you awake? the obvious answer is to drink jim beam, load the handgun and keep both bottle and gun nearby in case of intrusion.

Apr. 11th, 2011

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Dandelions are the most obnoxious fucking flower ever. They are actually a weed, I think, and it makes sense. It's the most superficial smiley look-at me don't-worry-be-happy flower ever. It enrages me just to see one, it makes me want to punch a kitten just to even out the world.

Wheneve3r you see something that is just glad to exist, it's sickening. it makes you want to slaughter a whole feild of babies, it makes you want to chew glass, it makes you want to drink acid.

Maybe my high blood pressure is effecting me.

Nov. 15th, 2010

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I'm a genius.

Sep. 30th, 2010

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I'd sell your heart to the junkman baby
For a buck, for a buck
If you're looking for someone
To pull you out of that ditch
You're out of luck, you're out of luck

The ship is sinking
The ship is sinking
The ship is sinking
There's leak, there's leak,
In the boiler room
The poor, the lame, the blind
Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves, and lawyers

God's away, God's away,
God's away on Business. Business.
God's away, God's away,
God's away on Business. Business.

Digging up the dead with
A shovel and a pick
It's a job, it's a job
Bloody moon rising with
A plague and a flood
Jain the mob, jain the mob
It's all over, it's all over, it's all over
There's a lick, there's a lick,
In the boiler room
The poor, the lame, the blind
Who are the ones that we kept in charge?
Killers, thieves, and lawyers
God's away, God's away, God's away
On Business. Business.
God's away, God's away,
On Business. Business.

[Instrumental Break]

Goddamn ther's always such
A big temptation
To be good, To be good
Tere's always free cheddar in
A mousetrap, baby
It's a deal, it's a deal
God's away, God's away, God's away
On Business. Business.
God's away, God's away, God's away
On Business. Business.
I narrow my eyes like a coin slot baby,
Let her ring, let her ring
God's away, God's away,
God's away on Business.

Sep. 29th, 2010

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partying with garette and kistening to 80s hardcore, yeah, bwecauase

Apr. 10th, 2010

fuuukk/??

DRINIK TIL YOU BLEEED

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On the computer I share with my family to use the internet, I downloaded a bunch of bm albulms the other day, (nemesis devina, ordo ad chao, etc etc). Today they were gone, I thought they had been deleted.

Instead, someone put them in a folder marked "Jim's Dark Side". At least somone here still has humor in their soul.

Or perhaps not.

Mar. 29th, 2010

be yourself

MY FAVOURITE SPORT IS DRUNK DRIVING.

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